Finally. Writing hates me right now, and I've got to say, I'm not too happy with it either.
Rock on. \m/
-Alex
I barely heard a word Lenis said on Friday morning; I had scram tryouts that afternoon, so there wasn't much room for anything else. He was saying something about "cloud moles nesting in mainly cumulous clouds--scramble scramble scram..."
Magic theory was going to be torture—not only did I have scram on the brain, but all we ever did in class was go over the same thing we had just read the night before, word-for-word-for boring Gai-damn word.
“Hey kin,” Retis said as I took the seat next to him. “ You ready for tryouts this afternoon?”
“Ready as I’m gonna be,” I said. “Sorry we didn’t have more time to practice this week—you think you can pull it off with only a week to learn?”
Retis shrugged. “If I make it, I make it. There’s nothing we could do at this point, anyhow.”
Maybe it’s all the Swiftreed he smoked, or maybe that’s just the way he was, but Retis didn’t seem the slightest bit nervous about trying out; he was as relaxed as ever.
After class, we headed over to the cafeteria for a little pre-scram fuel: whole grains, nuts, mostly that sorta healthy crap. (Well, I had the healthy, balanced stuff; Retis had a pile of fish.)
“I wouldn’t eat so much,” I told him when I saw the massive mound of fish on his plate. “It’ll give you a cramp, or at least slow you down.”
“Maybe it would slow you down,” he said. “But I gotta keep the fires burnin’ bright! Can’t scram on an empty stomach,” he said before gulping down his last fillet.
“Maybe that’s cause you scram like a half-blind Aurochs bull.”
“Hey, I sure as hell wouldn’t stand up to a two-ton thunder bull, would you?”
“Good point. You ready to head back to the dorm? We still need to get our gear and find Roo and Jarn.”
“Sure,” Retis nodded. “As long as you think the elevator can handle my massive bulk.”
“I have my doubts, but it’s a chance we’ll have to take.”
The Gibri weren’t hard to find once we got back to the dorm; Roo was standing outside their room, watching Jarn pace up and down the hallway—he was generally wound a good bit tighter than most people, so I guess I shouldn’t have been that surprised to find him bouncing off the walls (literally).
“Hey Roo,” I said. “Ready for our ‘trial by Feral’?”
“Cute,” said Retis.
“Thanks,” I said. “I thought so.”
“I’m ready, I ‘spose,” said Roo. “But Jarn’s still all…”
“Nervous?” I guessed.
“Springy?” Retis offered.
Roo shook his head. “Stupid.” Then he shouted down the hall, “Even though he’s the only one with nothing to worry about!” Roo turned back to us. “It’s like he forgets he’s good at it or somethin’.”
“He’ll be fine as soon as we get out on the pitch.”
“I know, yeah,” Roo agreed. “But that doesn’t make ‘im any less annoyin’ now.”
Jarn may have been the only one bouncing, but we were all getting a little restless; even Retis was starting to look a bit on-edge—well, for him, anyhow.
Finally it was time to head to over to the arena for tryouts. I had expected them to be in the gym’s practice rooms, but apparently tryouts and some of the team practices were held in the Erin-Ikan Arena, the same place as the league tournaments.
The arena was just past the health center, technically off-campus, but not by much. It was originally called Raekos Keep, built as a fortress during the Dragonblood Crusades, and looked sort of like a gigantic well, except there was no little bucket hanging from it. The arena didn’t have a giant hole in the middle either, and very little water at the bottom. Plus, it had windows and doors… and towers… and parapets… and it was oblong instead of round…
Actually, other than the fact that it was made of stone and round-ish , it didn’t look anything like a well—more like a castle, really. We had followed the path through the little wooded area between campus and arena, and were climbing the long staircase to the arena entrance when I noticed the Gargoyles perched along the outer walls.
It’s not unusual to see Gargoyles hanging around old buildings; they make excellent guards because they don’t really sleep, just rest by turning to stone, and even then they can still keep watch. But—since they’ll only protect whatever they consider their territory—Gargoyle guards are nearly impossible to come by. A lot of people just started carving statues to look like the real thing, so you never know which ones are real until they move. Of course, if you try to get past one and it does happen to be real, you probably won’t care; you’ll be too busy looking for your trachea.
So, even though gargoyles are fairly common around older buildings, they still tend to make people uneasy—myself included.
There were three giant archways at the top of the stairs, designed to allow quick deployment of soldiers and artillery in case of attack. The problem, of course, was that doors tend to work both ways; we could send a bunch of soldiers out really fast, but then they could send a bunch in just as quickly. The best solution (besides “kill them before they get to the door”) was apparently the creation of three massive portcullises, each one ornately crafted for maximum stabbyness.
“You know why they call those the Splattergates?” Retis asked. “Cause if they land on you, you splatter.”
“You’re so full of shit,” I said.
“Are you kidding me? Look at those things.” He pointed to the middle one, which was half-open. “They’ve got to weigh at least two tons each; there’s no way you’d come out of that without leaving bits of you stuck to it.”
“I don’t mean those things wouldn’t pop you like a balloon filled with vegetable soup, I meant you’re full of shit that anyone called them ‘The Splattergates’.”
“No way, kin, Hand of Saurus; I looked it up.” Retis said, raising his hand in oath. “Wait a sec—does this mean I knew something about history you didn’t?”
“Yeah,” I muttered. “Don’t get used to it.” I looked up at the gargoyle perched over the gate. Then, on impulse, I said, “Hello,” and gave him a little wave.
The other guys looked confused for a split second before the Gargoyle returned my wave. “Hello. Are you here for tryouts too?”
“Yep,” I said, as though I talked to Gargoyles every day. “Why? Are there a lot of people here already?”
“Twenty-four so far,” said the Gargoyle. “Plus you four and the six behind you.”
“Gaia.” Jarn sounded worried. “Wonder how many Feral’s gonna take,” he said.
“Shut up,” said Roo. “You’re gonna make it, now yer just bein’ a jerk.”
Jarn frowned, but I saw the corners of his mouth twitch slightly.
“Well, we’d better get going,” I told the Gargoyle.
“Of course. Go straight ahead and down the stairs to the left,” he replied. “Good luck.”
“Thanks. Oh, and I’m Shawn, by the way.”
“Good to meet you, Shawn.”
“You too,” I called back as we entered the gatehouse
The Gargoyle’s directions took us down a spiral staircase that led all the way to the arena floor. On the way down, Retis asked, “What did the Gargoyle say his name was?”
“He didn’t; Gargoyles don’t have names.”
“Then how do you tell them apart?”
“Fuck if I know,” I said. “That’s the first one I’ve met.”
We reached the end of the staircase and walked through the door out onto the arena floor—eighteen acres of forest surrounded by seventy-foot stone walls. The gatehouse was behind us and at the far end was the inner keep, a sort of castle within a castle.
“Gaia,” Retis breathed. “How many fields are in here?”
“Six of em,” I said. “See? They’re separated by rows of bleachers; three fields here and three more past those.”
There were a bunch of students hanging around the nearest goal post—the one at this end of the center field. We spotted Pebbles on our way over, but no sign of Feral yet.
“Hey squishies,” Pebbles said when we got there. “Cuttin’ it a little close, aren’t you?”
“What are you talking about?” I asked. “We’re five minutes early.”
“Next time, make it ten; Feral’s not the most patient person in Khartan.”
As Pebbles said this, we heard Feral shouting from the door to the stairs. We turned to see her chasing the last group of students out onto the floor. “Move!” she shouted. “This is scramble, Gai-damnit!”
The kids looked terrified as they bolted toward us, touching the goal tower once they’d made it. I smiled; it was like the tower was “base” or something. Touching it saved them from Feral’s fury.
“You’re gonna have to move faster than that if you want to make the team,” she said. “I assume that’s why you’re all here?”
“Yes,” said someone behind me.
“Rhetorical question, numb-nuts.” Feral said without looking to see who said it. “Obviously, you all want to be on the scram team.” She had started pacing—or rather, prowling—back and forth in front of the group. “Well, that’s too bad,” she said. “Because it’s not gonna happen.”
She stopped in front of one of the latecomers. “By the end of the day, all most of you will be is disappointed and sore. We don’t have much time to get you that way, so I’ll keep this quick and dirty. There are thirty-couple of you here; I only need seven of you to make a full team, but I may take as many as five more if I think you’re worth it. I want you smart, I want you focused, and I want you working.”
“When will we know if we’re cut?” someone asked.
“When I tell you,” Feral said. “This is Pebbles, team captain, and it’s time for follow the leader. Ready?”
The four of us got ready to run, though we were the only ones who knew what was coming.
“Go.”
Table of Contents
- Chapter 1: Welcome to Raekos University
- Chapter 2: Scramble, Mythical Monkey!
- Chapter 3: Professor Jerkface
- Chapter 4: Talking to Rocks
- Chapter 5: Ow, My Ear!
- Chapter 6: Puff the Magic Dragon
- Chapter 7: Shower Scene
- Chapter 8: Playing with Pebbles
- Chapter 9: Over the River and Through the Woods
- Chapter 10: Of Books and Ballet
- Chapter 11: And Then the World Started to Hurt
- Chapter 12: Teddy Bears Have Boring Picnics
- Chapter 13: Overabundance of Stupid
- Chapter 14: Dinner and a Show
- Chapter 15: Shawn Shall Take No Guff
- Chapter 16: Really... Shut Up, Squishy
- Chapter 17: Rock Is No Water When It Comes to Slides
- Chapter 18: I Fell Off a Mountain, Didn't I?
- Chapter 19: Let’s Not Forget Who the Damsel Is Here
- Chapter 20: Mmm... Entrails...
- Chapter 21: Stabbity Stab-Stab
- Chapter 22: Tryouts and Tribulations
- Chapter 23: Are They Supposed to Explode?
- Chapter 24: Roo's Mom is... Intense
- Chapter 25: Ooh, a Project...

January 29th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
“Hey Roo,” I said. “Ready for our ‘trial by Feral’”
“Stupid.” He said, then shouted down the hall...
Missing question mark in the first. In the second, the period should be a comma and the h should be lowercase.
Minor corrections aside, cool. I REALLY liked the gargoyles; they were just a cool idea. You seem to have a pretty good knack for creating neat creatures in your world, from Pebbles to Bridget to the gargoyles. Even though elementals and gargoyles aren’t exactly new concepts, you put your own unique spin on it that I like.
I also like the characterization of Shawn that you have going on, where he’s really un-racist just naturally. No one else even knows the gargoyle is there, let alone treats him like a person. He messes up sometimes, like with his giant crack, but he really tries—or even better, doesn’t HAVE to try.
I think the only criticism I have is that Retis still isn’t a very interesting character, and this chapter didn’t do much to change that. For someone who’s the main character’s roommate and basically a pot-smoking lizardman, you’d think he’d be more interesting than he is. So far, his depth of character has ranged from naive but chill new student to...well...naive but chill student. =P Just because a character is easygoing, it doesn’t mean he has to be boring.
HOWEVER it’s still early, and we’ve only barely met Retis, so you have plenty of time to give him more interesting characterization. ^_^
January 30th, 2009 at 7:37 am
I'm really glad Shawn's coming across for you, since characters are the most important part of the story for me. I'm a little surprised that you think Retis is boring... but then again, I guess I'm biased. Hopefully what I have planned will change your mind.
It's funny; I really like the Gargoyles too, and they were the part of the chapter that wrote itself. I was just describing the arena and discovered them like along the way. Strange how stuff like that works itself out, isn't it?
January 30th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Great chapter Alex, methinks it was worth the wait.
i think there's a general consensus that gorgoyles are really awesome. i wanna get buddy-buddy with a gargoyle and have it post up in my room, ya know, feed it thornbacks and stuff, maybe, if it's into that kinda stuff play games with it, get it so it won't ice me. do gargoyles eat?
January 30th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
“By the end of the day, all most of you will be is disappointed and sore.
I think the "all" should be removed.
I liked the gargoyle too. That makes one wonder how many people know that a real one lives there and how often Shawn greeted statues before that (it's his first live one after all).
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 am
It's not even so much that he's BORING, exactly. It's more that I feel we've only seen one dimension of him so far, that he's kind of a flat character. Given that right now he's Shawn's roommate and pretty much his best friend, I feel like we should know him a little better. BUT, it's early yet, and you say you have plans, so I am unconcerned.
February 13th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Heeeey congrats on the smoking thing!
But...
...I can haz new chapter? =D
February 15th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Congrats on a week w/o smokin'!
February 26th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
nearly a month it has been and an update I do not see
pleased greatly would I be to hear more news or tales from thee
of course much time can be tough to find, but please be sure you do
much enjoyment would I have in the next chapter twenty-two
February 27th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
*claps*
Also yeah, I think this is kind of the crunch phase for any sustained project. If you push through it, it can take on a life of its own and really gain momentum, but I think the majority of them stall out, unfortunately. I hope this isn't one of those =) Still checkin' nearly daily for a new chapter, Alex
February 28th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Good story so far. Since it is now March with no chapter in sight, I do hope you continue it but as I tell my readers, "I do my best considering the huge salary they pay me, NOT!"
On smokers, they tend to be fairly one dimensional, too many brain cells fried for much to get through except for when and where to get the next hit. Same for drinkers.
If the only way to get the creative juices flowing is to inhale, absorb, inject, or swallow a mind altering substance, then it will be a short career, or life.
Be well;
Zaffen
March 1st, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Uh, Zaffen, I'm pretty sure he quit smoking CIGARETTES. Sooo not so much on the brain cell frying. Lung cells sure, but I'm fairly certain any direct neural damage is negligible.
March 1st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
hey guys, not sure why alex hasn't replied to comments yet, but he's been pretty awol from technology period.
from what i understand things are kind of up in the air still from the move and another potential soon move as well as fighting for insurance.
so things have been complicated. and not really conducive to writing.
Alex, hope you don't mind me speaking up (even vaugely) but figured i'd let them know you aren't dead.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:29 am
Understandable. Hiatuses happen to the best of us. Just know that you have fans who eagerly await your return. ^_^
March 5th, 2009 at 3:31 am
Hey guys, I'm not dead!
just doing a pretty crappy job adapting to my new environment and keeping up with stuff. Hell, I haven't even been keeping up with webcomics (which means I have about a month's worth of Questionable Content to catch up on, sweet!)
I just wanted to thank everyone for their words of encouragement on the smoking thing (yes, I did quit cigarettes) and for coming by even though I've been AWOL, I really appreciate it.That kind of encouragement from you guys goes a long way in keeping CotF alive; even if it does go comatose from time to time, rest assured that I'm not going to quit on you.
For now, I'll just say that CotF will be coming back, though I can't say for sure how long the hiatus will continue. I'll post a more lengthy run-down on what's been going on and what the future will bring soon.
Again, thanks for sticking with me, it means a lot. You guys Rock. \m/
March 5th, 2009 at 10:59 am
it's all good, so long as i get to se the end i'll be happy
April 6th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Was just wondering what is going on with the story???
Will it be continued some time soon?
I was really enjoying it.
April 6th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
It will be soon, I promise. I am writing, and there will be a new chapter up in the next few weeks. I just don't want to post one and then make you all wait too long for another.
If you're looking for more frequent updates on what I'm doing and all that, check out http://AlexMcG.com
That should have the most current and detailed info and whatnot.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:48 am
"Magic theory was going to be tourture..." assuming you aren't reference a certain 3-hour tour, it ought to be "torture".
oh noes! i'm approaching the last few posted chapters. Something Must Be Done!
May 24th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Fix'd, thanks.
May 27th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Gargoyles are almost always awesome. Except in that terrible cartoon.
May 28th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Hey, I liked the cartoon when I was a kid. That was some dark shit for a kid's show.