I have too much homework, honestly. I thought I was going to be able to do two chapters a week, but it turns out, I'm not. As much as it pains me to do so, I'm dropping back to one chapter a week until I have more time on my hands. I'm sorry I keep changing the schedule on you guys, but I'm still working it all out I guess. Blarg. UPDATE: There will be a new chapter over the weekend. Sorry I can't do more, and thanks for sticking around, guys. The fact that there's a conversation (albeit a fairly ridiculous one) going on in the comments is really cool, and I hope such merriment will continue. Now, I've got to get back to my homework. Boo-hiss.
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  1. #1 michael mcg says:

    i didn't like this chapter. it is too short and was completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i couldn't empathize with the character. why should i care about someone who's first priority isn't entertaining me?

    seriously though, no big and i so freaking called this.

  2. #2 Pan says:

    Heh, I understand. Woo for test-intensive weeks =P

  3. #3 Alex McG says:

    nice, michael.
    Thanks Pan, I wish I could keep it up.

  4. #4 Cameron says:

    it's all good,
    sometimes the things we gotta do take up all the time for stuff we wanna do.
    it could be worse, you coulda got craped on by an flock of condors

  5. #5 Alex McG says:

    That's true! That really puts things in perspective, thanks. ;)

  6. #6 Pan says:

    When I read "You coulda got craped on" all I could think of was Alex just walking down the street, when all of a sudden BAM! A bunch of crepes flop down from the sky and crush him. XD

  7. #7 Whitney says:

    that would be awesome as long as they were just regular crepes and not full of nutella or anything.
    then he'd be screwed.

    also, hilarious.

  8. #8 Cameron says:

    what if the crepes had fruit in them?
    ... now i'm hungery...

  9. #9 Alex McG says:

    You guys are weird... I hope the crepes are strawberry with powdered sugar. mmmmm

  10. #10 Whitney says:

    ...yum.
    unless the strawberries are really space invaders and shoot you with lazers!! PEW-PEW!

    weird? us?
    *bats eyes innocently*

    ....naaaah. ;p

    (dammit now i want a crepe. sugar and lemon please!)

  11. #11 michael mcg says:

    i was thinking sugar and lemon too. then he'd have citrus in his wounds. epic cosmic burn. unless the nutella shielded the wounds from the lemon juice, then he'd be fine there.

    ...can stawberries deflect lazers?

  12. #12 Cameron says:

    to the best of my knowlage they don't deflect, they absorb the lazer and convert it into nore strawberry. i like my crepes with blue berries

  13. #13 Whitney says:

    i'm all for more strawberries.

    i must report that i made a sugar and lemon crepe, as well as an apricot jam and blueberry crepe, yesterday for brunch and they were lovely.

    i would never throw it at alex. it is far too tasty a projectile to waste.

  14. #14 Mime says:

    I've never had a crepe.
    I take it they are really tasty?

  15. #15 Alex McG says:

    Yes. They are very tasty. A crepe is like a pancake but thinner and more awesome and filled with stuff.

  16. #16 Cameron says:

    @.@ i made crepes earlier, and i put ice cream in them with chocolate syrup. IT WAS EPIC!

  17. #17 michael mcg says:

    okay cameron, in that case i think what we need now is the broad side of a barn covered in stawberries and some storm troopers. either that or random electronic bits on the wall covered in stawberries ought to work too.

  18. #18 Whitney says:

    see now i'm picturing stormtroopers glued to a barn by strawberry goo
    i am amused.

  19. #19 Alex McG says:

    You guys are silly. I updated the post, check it out.

  20. #20 Cameron says:

    this proves that there are people out there who're just as hillarious as i am.
    and as the chapter this weekend is cool, and the comment-convo proves that there are people who are almost obsessively checking the site for updates,
    Alex, you have a cult following!!!

    stormtroopers covered in strawberry goo? why does this sound like the lead-in to a dirty joke?
    what about stormtroopers in armor made of strawberries?
    great, now i'm picturing darth vader in like, redish/pinkish armor.
    and a deathstar that looks like an orange with the navel and everything...
    starwars and fruit, gai-damn, i wonder if anywhere else in the internet are there people this interesting?

  21. #21 Alex McG says:

    Woo, cult! I'll get the jumpsuits, you bring the kool-aid!

  22. #22 Cameron says:

    XD i ain't drinking none of that.
    although, given the convo, i could believe that somebody put something in my drink (children of bodom song)
    and as for the jumpsuits, i wonder what they'd look like...

  23. #23 Alex McG says:

    (also a Ramones song)

    The jumpsuits would be dark blue with a silver racing stripe for speed.

  24. #24 Whitney says:

    jumpsuits i'm totally in for.
    i will only drink red kool-aid..and really only if i get to be called like Grand High Vizier(ess?) of Awesome. or something. otherwise no cult for you mister!

  25. #25 Cameron says:

    as long as the junpsuits aren't skin tight i'm in.
    and i prefer the purple kool-aid! i like artificial grape ^_^ and you might as well skip the poison in my cup, odds are i'm immune to it by now.XD

  26. #26 Mime says:

    i like to mix my lemon and grape together tastes better

    and would that be a spin on veggie tales where everything is vegetable based?

  27. #27 Alex McG says:

    ooh, mysterious....

  28. #28 Cameron says:

    between my half blind grandma's cooking, and my 2 little sisters attempts at cooking, i don't think anything short of a pure cyanide burger would kill me.

  29. #29 Pan says:

    Kool-aid is gross and where is my chapter it's Monday! XD You taunt me with your honeyed words and sweet promises, Alex

  30. #30 Alex McG says:

    I'm working on it! C'mon though, you know my Sunday doesn't end until at least dawn on Monday morning ;)

  31. #31 michael mcg says:

    it's dawn now in vermont. fuck! it's dawn and i still have work

  32. #32 Alex McG says:

    Yeah, it's 8am and I haven't slept. My drum class will be interesting...

    Chapter's written, just needs to be revised. It'll be up soon, I promise. It's long, too.

  33. #33 Alex McG says:

    Chapter's up.

  34. #34 Pan says:

    HUZZAH *goes to read*

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