I have too much homework, honestly.
I thought I was going to be able to do two chapters a week, but it turns out, I'm not. As much as it pains me to do so, I'm dropping back to one chapter a week until I have more time on my hands.
I'm sorry I keep changing the schedule on you guys, but I'm still working it all out I guess. Blarg.
UPDATE: There will be a new chapter over the weekend. Sorry I can't do more, and thanks for sticking around, guys. The fact that there's a conversation (albeit a fairly ridiculous one) going on in the comments is really cool, and I hope such merriment will continue. Now, I've got to get back to my homework. Boo-hiss.

September 25th, 2008 at 6:22 am
i didn't like this chapter. it is too short and was completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i couldn't empathize with the character. why should i care about someone who's first priority isn't entertaining me?
seriously though, no big and i so freaking called this.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Heh, I understand. Woo for test-intensive weeks =P
September 25th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
nice, michael.
Thanks Pan, I wish I could keep it up.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
it's all good,
sometimes the things we gotta do take up all the time for stuff we wanna do.
it could be worse, you coulda got craped on by an flock of condors
September 26th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
That's true! That really puts things in perspective, thanks.
September 26th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
When I read "You coulda got craped on" all I could think of was Alex just walking down the street, when all of a sudden BAM! A bunch of crepes flop down from the sky and crush him. XD
September 26th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
that would be awesome as long as they were just regular crepes and not full of nutella or anything.
then he'd be screwed.
also, hilarious.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:24 am
what if the crepes had fruit in them?
... now i'm hungery...
September 27th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
You guys are weird... I hope the crepes are strawberry with powdered sugar. mmmmm
September 27th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
...yum.
unless the strawberries are really space invaders and shoot you with lazers!! PEW-PEW!
weird? us?
*bats eyes innocently*
....naaaah. ;p
(dammit now i want a crepe. sugar and lemon please!)
September 27th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
i was thinking sugar and lemon too. then he'd have citrus in his wounds. epic cosmic burn. unless the nutella shielded the wounds from the lemon juice, then he'd be fine there.
...can stawberries deflect lazers?
September 29th, 2008 at 11:19 am
to the best of my knowlage they don't deflect, they absorb the lazer and convert it into nore strawberry. i like my crepes with blue berries
September 29th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
i'm all for more strawberries.
i must report that i made a sugar and lemon crepe, as well as an apricot jam and blueberry crepe, yesterday for brunch and they were lovely.
i would never throw it at alex. it is far too tasty a projectile to waste.
September 30th, 2008 at 1:35 am
I've never had a crepe.
I take it they are really tasty?
September 30th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Yes. They are very tasty. A crepe is like a pancake but thinner and more awesome and filled with stuff.
October 1st, 2008 at 2:05 am
@.@ i made crepes earlier, and i put ice cream in them with chocolate syrup. IT WAS EPIC!
October 1st, 2008 at 12:56 pm
okay cameron, in that case i think what we need now is the broad side of a barn covered in stawberries and some storm troopers. either that or random electronic bits on the wall covered in stawberries ought to work too.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:16 pm
see now i'm picturing stormtroopers glued to a barn by strawberry goo
i am amused.
October 1st, 2008 at 8:57 pm
You guys are silly. I updated the post, check it out.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:54 pm
this proves that there are people out there who're just as hillarious as i am.
and as the chapter this weekend is cool, and the comment-convo proves that there are people who are almost obsessively checking the site for updates,
Alex, you have a cult following!!!
stormtroopers covered in strawberry goo? why does this sound like the lead-in to a dirty joke?
what about stormtroopers in armor made of strawberries?
great, now i'm picturing darth vader in like, redish/pinkish armor.
and a deathstar that looks like an orange with the navel and everything...
starwars and fruit, gai-damn, i wonder if anywhere else in the internet are there people this interesting?
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 am
Woo, cult! I'll get the jumpsuits, you bring the kool-aid!
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:32 am
XD i ain't drinking none of that.
although, given the convo, i could believe that somebody put something in my drink (children of bodom song)
and as for the jumpsuits, i wonder what they'd look like...
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 am
(also a Ramones song)
The jumpsuits would be dark blue with a silver racing stripe for speed.
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
jumpsuits i'm totally in for.
i will only drink red kool-aid..and really only if i get to be called like Grand High Vizier(ess?) of Awesome. or something. otherwise no cult for you mister!
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 am
as long as the junpsuits aren't skin tight i'm in.
and i prefer the purple kool-aid! i like artificial grape ^_^ and you might as well skip the poison in my cup, odds are i'm immune to it by now.XD
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 am
i like to mix my lemon and grape together tastes better
and would that be a spin on veggie tales where everything is vegetable based?
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
ooh, mysterious....
October 4th, 2008 at 11:00 am
between my half blind grandma's cooking, and my 2 little sisters attempts at cooking, i don't think anything short of a pure cyanide burger would kill me.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:08 am
Kool-aid is gross and where is my chapter it's Monday! XD You taunt me with your honeyed words and sweet promises, Alex
October 6th, 2008 at 2:06 am
I'm working on it! C'mon though, you know my Sunday doesn't end until at least dawn on Monday morning
October 6th, 2008 at 6:07 am
it's dawn now in vermont. fuck! it's dawn and i still have work
October 6th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Yeah, it's 8am and I haven't slept. My drum class will be interesting...
Chapter's written, just needs to be revised. It'll be up soon, I promise. It's long, too.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Chapter's up.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:53 am
HUZZAH *goes to read*